Damn. Someone was pretty merciless to shoot me in the face.
the fuck. i have one on my stomach. GUESS I WAS SHOTT
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My foot, both hands, my head, the stomach, both arms… Alright this is a bit ridiculous!!!
My knee..
i must have been impaled in the stomach by something shaped like a heart or mickey mouse…and then stabbed in the lip?
My forehead through the back of my head… thats a brutal death.
my hair?!
my crotch…
Neck and Kidneys!
Oh my god. I was stabbed in the ribcage. So that means someone must’ve tried to gut my lungs .__________. Shit. I don’t...
that awkward moment when you have a birthmark on your back where your heart is at…
i was stabbed in the neck. maybe guillotine?
WHAT> CAN SOMEONE PLZ EXPLAIN THIS?